THE FREINKINSHINE BURGER (Andreas)

Last Saturday I experienced the most horrifying, gruesome hamburger I have ever seen, THE FREINKINSHINE. This burger was jam packed with the most wicked habaneros grown on this universe. In fact, they were grown on the mysterious dwarf planet called Benschized. Not only were there extremely spicy peppers, but this so called "sandwich" included a weird variation of cow meat called frenschit, to top it off it was marinated in bensauce, THE URINE IN THE COW!!! At the restaurant, my cook, familiarly named Beddie Frenschine, said "I'll see you on the other side", who knows why. Just looking at the thing made my bowels move. After I took the first bite, I went unconscious, and then I woke up on my toilet with the face of the fry cook tattooed on my stomach.

You are probably wondering the origins of these ingredients used in the burger, like the weird cow meat and ridiculously spicy pepper. Well, luckily I know exactly where these are from, I don't know why, but the fry cook knew all this history stuff about the origin of the ingredients and how they were incorporated in the Columbian exchange. He told me that at first, these items were not found in the same place, the Columbian exchange moved them to different places. Well the cows originated in the "Old World", which is generally the region of Afro-Eurasia, and the peppers, though not found on this planet at first, were found in the "New World". The "New World" consists of the Americas, or as the current inhabitants of it refer to it as 'Murica. During the Columbian Exchange, these items were moved from place to place and are now found all around the earth.